Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story review

This was a risky movie: a movie about the people that steal the plans to the Death Star; why so? Because my biggest concern was making me care and be invested at the same time; but thank goodness for great characters and strong writing; but the thing that annoyed me was first act, excluding the opening sequence, was lame and hard to understand which characters to like and care about and build connection;

Other than that the film is fantastic!! Iconic characters such as Governer Tarkin, Darth Vader, Mon mothma And others (spoilers!!) and the effects, vehicle designs, production designs and acting are superb! I grade it a 3 out 4 stars!

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Ghostbusters 2016 re-review

I rewatched; and saw the whole thing this time; and..... it's passable; the cast is fine and acting but there are many cringeworthy moments and unfunny moments and detours and plot holes; and the first two acts are just lame origin and filler. But what holds it up are the tech, some of the ghost designs, Erin's story of the ghost she experienced as a child, the family bits, and that third act is great; 

Overall the movie is ok and I give it a 2 out of four stars.

There! I hope y'all are happy! I promise to watch a movie all the way next time

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Nerf N-Strike Elite Mega RotoFury Review

Nerf N-Strike Elite Mega RotoFury Review


 A 10 round drum pump action blaster with slam fire! What's not to love? but it's a pain to reload. It gets two thumbs up from me!

Monday, July 25, 2016

Review scales

Tv shows, web series and movies: # out of four stars

Video games: Grade A-F scale

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Most disappointing games

Disappointing games

Call of duty black ops 3: I love treyarchs call of duty games but I think I have now played a stinker. I really dislike ghosts. And I take it all back now. this games multiplayer just feels too fast paced. The black market is stupid and no fun cause u can't earn anything. And  it cost money and can cause gambling addiction. There is so much camping and unfair balancing it's pathetic. The shotguns are underpowered once again. I thought after black ops 2 it made sense to give shotguns a break on always be close range but even so the weapon balancing is sad and lack of unique pistols special weapons and also lack of burst and semi auto rifles just sucks :(
And who thought it was a good idea to make knives unlockable?! Plus the hardcore mode is flawed, friendly score streaks can cause people to get kicked if teammates are hit, there are constant not one hit kills (in a mode where u die in one hit) and some scores streaks are unfairly over powered, such as the RAPs

Halo 5 guardians: what a waste. No offline mode, a team based single player, no splitscreen and stupid cards in order to use the vehicles, and most of the weapons?! And no forge at release?! Really Microsoft? That's unacceptable. 


Star Wars battlefront EA: (to be fair and honest I never played this game, because I was suspicious of the lack of weapons and vehicles before it came out..) man was this game a huge bomb. Why did u give the Star Wars license to electronic arts, a company that is moviated by making half finished  games and greed? Maybe it's because you shouldn't have elimated Lucas arts! 

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Independence Day Resurgence Review

Independence Day Resurgence

"...But as the day when the world declared in one voice WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT! WE'RE GOING TO LIVE ON! WE'RE GOING TO SURVIVE! TODAY WE CELEBRATE ... OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!"

Sorry I just love that part of the famous 1996 speech. Now onto the review. To be fair it's a very cheesy but entertaining flick. It had good and funny moments. It was like the first film. But I wish it had Will Smith, Mae Whitman and Adam Baldwin. :(  but it's definitely the best Roland Emmerich Film in a while. I give it a two out of four stars. It's pretty average.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Captain America Civil War Review

Captain America: Civil War movie review

Just for the record, I knew it would not disappoint. But it still blew me away.

After a nasty accident on foreign soil, the United Nations believe the avengers should be monitored by them. Iron man agrees but captain America does believe in signing away their freedom away. Which causes division.
 This film features the debut of black panther and the newest iteration of Spider-Man (he's really hilarious!).
What can I say? The movie is awesome! It had a very unexpected load of humor. I got more laughs from civil war than avengers! And the acting, script and drama is perfect. The twists are good. Marvel once again proves they know how to make comic book movies. DC, you should be taking notes! I give it a 3 1/2 out of four stars! Please go see it!

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Video game reviews

I am making a list of games to review
For these consoles: GameCube, PlayStation 3, Xbox one, 3ds, and wii! Expect it soon!

Hateful eight review- December 31, 2015


The Hateful eight review

Saw the hateful eight movie by Quentin Tarantino, and man I have only a few words to describe it: it was way too long, too much exposition and way too violent and a very inappropriate scene that I cannot state. This film is the weakest Tarantino film cause it's like a game of CLUE. And I give a 1 and 1/2 out of four stars.
Happy Easter everyone! Celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ!

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Deadpool review coming

Deadpool Movie review

Happy Valentine's Day Munchkins! I just saw deadpool tonight! And expect the review soon!

Saturday, February 13, 2016

RWBY SEASON 3 Finale

Wow what a dark episode especially after how dark the previous ones were. It was a real tear maker! :,(