Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Worst films I saw in the theatre!

Divergent- felt like a "hunger games" ripoff. Plus I don't like Ashley Judd. And Kate Winslet was so one dimensional!
Monsters University-I wanted a sequel to monsters inc., not a prequel! It felt very unwelcome, despite the good comedy. 

Hotel Transylvania - a very predictable corny and lame animated comedy about the infamous universal studios monsters.
Hancock- an unfunny superhero film. Don't want to go into more detail. 
Five years of engagement- a film that was pretty lame and had scenes that really made me uncomfortable.
That's my boy-the most inappropriate film mankind has made!! Damn it Adam sandler!! How could stoop to such a low? It's disgusting and immoral!
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen- a good marketing and buildup for this film! I was very excited o see, and it was such a extreme disappointment! It had very disgusting humor, inconsistent plot and illogical decisions! the only redeeming factor is the action, new divide, and transformers. Despite that, I hate jetfire's design and devastator's too! And shamefully I saw it twice!
G.I. joe rise of cobra- same as transformers but better humor yet it's inconsistent. Way too scifi, and it's need to be more war themed. And lastly the joes are all AMERICAN!!! I'm not bein a racist but it's the way it always has been. Just like transformers 2, I saw this film twice!

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol- a stupid Tom cruise flick. He just shows off how cool he thinks he is. The best part was seeing him get his leg broken by a 60 year old man. I 
Lincoln- a deceitful film about politics not his life! It should have been titled "the politics of Lincoln" or "political life of Lincoln". I was expecting a film that is titled "Lincoln" to be about Lincoln.
Planes fire and rescue- a lazy written sequel to "Planes". It has the awesome Ed Harris and Hal Holbrook but it suffers from being the same kin of story I'm sure most of us have heard or seen before.
Bourne 4- a cliched spy action film that a has plot elements and action ripped from other films.
Hotel Transylvania 2-I really didn't plan on seeing this . The 2/3 of the film was actually really interesting and some jokes were way better. But then it becomes disappointing payoff.

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